Any Google Related...

Yoooo, so ya, this Dude- only has Text and call. No data, means no media without Wi-Fi.
Wait, how big is Google? 0.o
-Dude, Finally gets a phone; Black, middle aged more old then not, man, came to me saying he just "got a phone.". So I'm getting his number and he goes "usually I have my son do this." I'm like what?  We exchange numbers and then he asks me to setup his phone. He just wanted music. "I need some music!" "My favorite artist? Kendrick Lamar." I said OK. But he doesn't have internet. I'm like OK. This is NYC: LinkNYC is everywhere. I tried signing into wifi.... No luck. I'm like whatever, ill make him an email from my phone. I Do. Ummmmmmmmmm, I convince him to come to Starbucks. We go. We get on Wi-Fi at Starbucks. And I'm like let's try your email. We sign in... So his E-mail is "tattoo1600@gmail.com".  Funny story.
His;
*Personal information
*Location is on.
*Any YouTube activity is recorded.
*Any Wi-Fi hotspot he uses..
*everything synced
*etc...

Ummmm, this Dude, obviously is not tech savvy.  Check how he doesn't know to make an email.  We can basically watch all activities of him.. Yoooo...

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